The Meat Raffle Lap Dance of Scudweiser

Ever been to a meat raffle? A meat raffle takes place at these private club of drinking. Most likely a Rod&Gun Club or VFW. These events are a raffle for prizes of meat. You buy numbered tickets and if your number is picked you win a package of meat. The place I goes to gives away a nice variety of meats or they will give away 10lbs of Haddock Filet. Its a great time if you win. (I am on a 2 year cold streak.) Usualy the same people win multiple times, and that always pisses me off. Why can't it be me? You'd usualy be better off saving the $40+ and actually go to the grocery store. The club makes out on the deal. They do provide free beer and food during the event. Granted the beer was either Coors Lite or Budweiser. I chose Bud. Damn Bud gave me the nasty shits!

It's funny the people that you meet at these places. I sat with some people that I didn't know, but I seen their drunken asses at the bar during the year. It's funny to see dysfunctional people call the people around them are "weird". It's way to funny.

I got joking around with these guys the farther and farther we travelled down the drunken path. These guys kept buying multiple tickets from this one girl. Which I admit she was ok. But for these older unfortunate men, she was Grade A Prime Rib. They had no problem buying from her more. I called her "The Meat Raffle Lap Dance".

The money I dump into the raffle is a mere donation. I will get the money back when I take both my kids to the Xmas party. Kids get great gifts every year. Private bars are great.

I'm off to enjoy my 65 cent drafts!