The Sims Run Your Life

So, I decided to try out this game called The Sims on my iBook. I've heard about it and how addictively cool it is. Well, I got a copy from somewhere (take a wild guess), and I am trying it out. I was never a real big fan of the sim games like SimCity and so forth. And, I'm not a real big fan of this game. The game is stupid. How stupid? Can't be that stupid since I played it 40 hours within the last 5 days. I think the copy I got was laced with PCP, THC, LSD, and GHB. I can't pry myself away from it.

I feel like I am playing dolls on my computer. This game has taken over my life. I tell my sim character when to eat and shit, while I sit at my desk denying myself of these necessities. If you played the game, you know how frustrating it is to start off. The damn sim is always depressed cause his social interactions are down because the sim is always off to work. And if he doesn't go to work, your going broke, starving, pissing on yourself, and just dying on your front sidewalk.

I finally got my one sim bachelor close to proposing to someone else's wife. Haha, take that you bald headed bitch Bob Newbie. You should of treated Betty better. Now Betty is all over my jock. Don't worry Bob, you can still come over and use my pool.

What is really fun about this game is fucking with the sims. I like to kill them. For instance, if they are swimming in the pool; take away the ladder. They will drown. Or erase the doors of the room they are in. Its fun to come up with ways to kill them off. Once they die, tombstones start popping up.

My new Sim family is a social experiment. What happens when you have 8 sims living in a cramped one room house with a toilet in the kitchen. This ought to be interesting.